“…the girl… the girl who has… everything:
Forget gadgets, gizmos, whoseits, whatzits, and thingamabobs. If my research serves me correctly, the girl who has everything only wants one thing: legs. And since you probably wouldn’t be friends with someone who didn’t have legs (shallow asshole) we suggest the next best thing, stilts.”
— Gawker, Great Holiday Gift Ideas For All The People You Hate