Pengwin

…the girl… the girl who has… everything:
Forget gadgets, gizmos, whoseits, whatzits, and thingamabobs. If my research serves me correctly, the girl who has everything only wants one thing: legs. And since you probably wouldn’t be friends with someone who didn’t have legs (shallow asshole) we suggest the next best thing, stilts.
— Gawker, Great Holiday Gift Ideas For All The People You Hate

Um, aren’t tesla roadsters supposed to be fast? ‘Cause it got fucked up by a goddamn Tango…

Fucking Twilight.

lul.  Old People.